Random Rantings....

Facial Hair, Hand Washing and Sex

I plucked a gray hair from my eyebrow last week. Gray facial hair and a pimple should never reside on the same face.

Ever.

In the ladies' room yesterday, a woman finishing up her visit proceeded to turn on the sink water long enough to get her hands wet and then was done.

Pardon me miss, but I believe that effective hand washing involves soap, friction, and time spent with both. I promise you that your mother is not waiting outside the door to inspect your hands for wetness to ensure proper hygiene. I would also like to bash you for your flagrant misuse of paper towels to dry your germ-laden paws. Go fake it at home with a cloth towel and stop chipping away at the environment because you think you are fooling anybody.

If I had known in my early years that I was having the most sex I was ever GOING to have, I would have enjoyed it more and spent less time faking it.


Money, Crime and Politics

Why is no one telling the banking jackasses that they reneged on the deal, so “screw you Jack – time to give it back.”

Are we too busy over-busting GM’s balls to get around to it?

Seriously.

You wanna start the process of digging ourselves out of our money mess? Stop talking about it. Leave it sit and watch what happens. People, God bless them, are inherently materialistic and are just waiting for the time when we can relax and buy a Snickers bar. Shut up about it already.

If I turn on CNN and have to see them STILL covering the little Caley Anthony murder issue, I am gonna scream.

The mother did it. There. Case solved.

Move on.

Mike Huckabee now has his own talk show thing on Fox News. Look…set aside that the man does not believe in some pretty basic human stuff – like the age of the planet – but the man has a lisp – and a BAD one. If no one could take him seriously as a potential presidential candidate, there is no way I can sit around and listen to him chomp philosophical while sounding like Sylvester the Cat.

I'm just sayin'.

MichChick