Random Tuesday

Why is the medical profession, highly educated individuals that they are, telling me that I cannot drink coffee….EVER….but should instead, enjoy a nice glass of wine or a frothy beer….uh….DAILY.

It is entirely possible to lick your elbow, no matter what anyone says. I have seen both of my redheads do it.

A vacuum cleaner should never, ever….no…stop it….cost over $100.00.

Dick Cheney is creepy and scary. No vice-president should EVER be a bigger threat than the head Chief.

I need a wife. Seriously.

Money does NOT equate love. Never will.

But it sure can make for great sex…...................admit it.

Eventually, time will become more important in your life than money OR sex…you can admit that too. I’ll wait.

Why is it that if I am late for a doctor's appointment or cancel without a year’s notice that I will loose my appointment all together and get charged anyways?

Hold on a second.

I get calls from the doctor's office all the time rescheduling appointments for this and that. Sometimes, without very much notice at all. Does this mean that I have a credit on my account and my next visit is free? If we apply the same logic, why would this NOT be true?

A Bavarian wax is a mild form of S&M. Not even my gynecologist is worth THAT much hair removal.

With that said, I think it would be a blast to be the person doing them.

Algebra is unnecessary. Sorry.

I was standing behind a man in line at Victoria’s Secret during the mad holiday rush, when he began a weird conversation about the items he was purchasing for his wife. In his arms were various undergarments and every single piece had nothing but lace…even in the sensitive area. Much to my daughter’s horror, I promptly explained to him he might as well go to the hardware store and fashion her unmentionables out of sand paper and glass, as it would be cheaper and probably more comfortable.

He thought I was trying to be funny. *Sigh*….never mind….I tried.

Men….YOU….a hammer and nails? Sexy.



Until tomorrow….

MichChick