Since the Mister is on second shift now and we never get to see each other, we take every opportunity to go to lunch together that we get. This within itself is great for us and really, of no interest to you out there, I am sure.
What is a mild blip on the screen is what happens AFTER we have lunch and he is depositing me back off at work.
For whatever male induced reason, he finds it necessary to roll down his window as I am walking away from the car, to catcall, whistle, and make loud kissing noises at me.
I work in a building that has a Beaner’s on the bottom floor; so there are ALWAYS people out front, sitting at tables, and baring witness to my husband’s obnoxious, knuckle dragging behavior.
There are some days where I can ignore it and go about walking into the building and others where I blush so hard my cheeks hurt and I fight a strange desire to run.
Then there is the dry humping thing he does while I am trying to get IN the car. He knows that this is bothersome to me and I guarantee you it is done only for his amusement.
I would like to think that I married a genetically progressed, mature, and stable individual…..but it is times like those that make me question MY sanity for saying “I do”.
Add all of this to his fascination for all things boobs and I am not quite sure how the male species is in charge of the free world.
Stunning.
MichChick
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4 comments:
OMG... that's great... and here I thought I was the only destined to live with one of those!!!! LOVE IT!!! Thank you for sharing... I'm sure he's appropriately horrified!
I have to say it made me laugh at first and then I realized the full impact of what you were saying. I will assume you have spoken to "Magilla" about this chest thumping behavior? I think that it may be the need to throw around testosterone in light of all the estrogen he has been subjected to. At least I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. Warped sense of humor perhaps?
He more than likely feels that the catcalling stuff is a compliment to his wife.
The other stuff is just to get my goad.
Rest easy....it is something to laugh about.
It brings me so muc pleasure and enjoyment that I can not believe that you would want to take it away fom me.
It is definetly an amusing thing, like we tell the kids about bullies, if you just don't react they will stop. Of course in this I case I do it more for my own amusment than anything else.
Besides I want everyone to know how lucky I am to have you and how wonderful I think you are (especialy when you are walking awa from me with your litlle sashay and wiggle).
SMOOCH, SMOOCH, SMOOCH!!!!!!!
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